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Hi. I write fanfiction when the muse feels like behaving. I also live in the Midwest, enjoy cheese, and have two tiny dogs that think they can kick your ass. My cat is occasionally for sale because she annoys the crap out of me. Any questions? I thought not.
'salem's lot, 80s vampire movies, cats, cheese, clothes, colin jeavons, cooking, dogs, dracula, frankenstein, granada's the adventures of sherlock holmes, gundam wing, hand sanitizer, harry potter, horses, hot fuzz, house of cards, john donne's works, lisey's story, margaritas, neil gaiman's stuff, reading, shakespeare, sherlock holmes, shoes, shopping, slash, tarantino movies, thai food, the collected works of emily dickinson, the maltese falcon, the time machine, tmnt, various, writing